Bad ideas for Television Shows:
- No Shit Sherlock - All about an uptight detective with constipation
- Star Trek: Keeping Up with the Cardassians
- Murder, She Tweeted
- Power City - Irish soap set in an electrical store
- All Watched Over By Yer Man from Will & Grace
- Haw-hee - Kids cartoon about a donkey Taoiseach
- Ready Steady Book - novelists have 20 minutes to write a book with a minor celebrity.
- Agatha Christie's Poirot SVU
- Surprise Surprise - Cilla Black telling people they're adopted
- Teh Dyslexic Vampire Dairies - tough read
- So You Think You Can Dance Around Handbags
- The Big Bang Theory
- Boners
- The Wanking Dead
- Postmodern Family - pretentious sitcom