- Track down Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse and give them a f*cking slap.
- Re-listen to all the official podcasts and shout "Bollocks" at the top of my voice every time they say they know what they're doing.
- "Let go, move on"
- Create a spin off for Rose and Bernard called "Who gives a shit about us and why are we in the finale?"
- Start watching "The Wire" for no good reason.
- Force people to watch five series of "Supernatural" just to see a show where they can crowbar in an arc in the last two series that they pretended they came up with at the start, and not annoy you.
- Just stick to watching comedies.
- Go outside.
- Delete Lostpedia from my favourites.
- Get Alan Dale (Jim Robinson) some work, the man has had nearly all of his shows cancelled now.
- Create my own hatch and play Mama Cass on vinyl all day.
- When I'm in a crowd, stop looking round and pretending I'm in a slow-motion montage at the end of a Lost episode for no reason.
- Rewatch M Night Shyamalan's "Unbreakable". F*cking "They Call Me Mr.Glass!" seems a much better ending now.
- Start watching "Glee" for no reason.
- Pat myself on the back for not bothering with "Heroes" or "Flash Forward"
- Re-watch all series of LOST and see how much time was wasted on the Numbers, the Others, the Hatches, Rousseau, Penny...............................etc.
- Create a teen drama spin off for Jacob called "Jacob's Creek"
- Be thankful that there wasn't a character as annoying as E from Entourage in it, even though Charlie came close a couple of times.
- Become a guest booker for Jimmy Kimmel now he can't just have a different cast member from Lost on most nights, and apologise to Matt Damon for running out of time.
- Read a book.